Oh, Well Imagine..

"..this little DJ is all set up in his new home with his Dragonfly and Kitties. You heard right! I found a little black and white baby that was hungry and fighting a big ass crow for it food, so I brought him to our new home. He moved in same day as we did and him and his brother have been having the time of their lives exploring and making this place their own too. I hope shit ain't been too crazy for you Phantom-Paradox, Callistonian-Storm and The-Reverse-Drug, I'll be coming back in on Monday now that all our stuff is unpacked. I don't know what I deserved to have such a badass work family, but I love them like real family." All the mushy talk made Brandon blush just a little with his big toothy grin, but he was quick to just move on to the music part of his broadcast. "Speaking of family, I got to thank Hic--et--Nunc for letting BlasphemousDragonfly and i be apart of his little family here. It's nice to be close to so many housemates and still be far enough to have privacy when we want it. One of my crazier new family members Ambrosia-Reaper promised we could do something together, so he and I got picked one of his older songs and threw a little Diesel on it. I hope everyone is as safe and happy as I am and stays that way until my next party in The Zones, but for now just listen to this and tell me its not the most amazing thing you've ever heard come bumpin' from your transmitter speaker!"

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Oh, well imagine,
as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear,
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
'What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!'
says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
'And, yes, but what a shame,
what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore!

I'd chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?!' No!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality.

IIII'd chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?!' Nooooooo!
it's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of.. OOP!

Oh! Well in fact,
well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls foooor a toast, so pour the champagne.
Ohhh! Well in fact,
well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,
pour the champaggggnnne!

I'd chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?!' No!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?!' Nooo!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poooooiiisse and rationaliiittttyyyyyy!

<small>(Image is not mine, used for RP ppurposes only. Music by Kasum; Lyrics by P!ATD)